Arizona residents are buzzing with news of the latest hijinks by school administrators at the Litchfield Elementary School District — a letter mocking children for being lazy.
The math we do is really easy, if your child is either too lazy o too stupid to finish it in class, I’m sending it home so you can work with them and decide for yourself whether it is laziness or idiocy that inhibits your child’s progress.
It goes downhill from there. You can read the entire letter here.
The author, Principal Ron Sterr of the L. Thomas Heck Middle School in Litchfield, AZ is likely soon to be available and from the sounds of it, he might be a perfect fit here in New Rochelle so long as he is willing to sing from the union hymnal on school budgets; to quote the Andrea True Connection, “More! More! More!”.
Mr. Sterr works for Superintendent Julianne Lein who once famously suggested that the district address potential flooding issues at the L. Thomas Heck Middle School by constructing a wrought-iron fence to keep children from floating away. Lein was later criticized by board president Shawn M. Watt, saying that it was more important for the district to focus on “more likely tragedies, such as a plane crashing into building, an attack by a disgruntled employee or student, or a radioactive leak from a nearby nuclear power plant”.
Maybe we can put Ms. Lein in charge of our school cafeterias; we can solve the sanitary issues at our schools by building fences to keep the kids away from the rodents.