Tonight Show host Jay Leno was born on this day in 1950 in New Rochelle, NY. Leno was raised in Andover, Massachusetts and doesn’t appear to give a damn he was born in the Queen City. However, he was at about 2 AM on April 28.
A few Leno lines:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
I saw something stupid in the paper today – a new alarm clock that makes no noise. It’s for people who don’t like loud noises. Instead, it slowly hits you with light and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of those…it’s called a window.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Happy Birthday Jay!
